ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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