exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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