Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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