I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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