My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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