So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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