So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
my sisters under your porch take her home
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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