i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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