I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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