Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
My bed smells like the plague
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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