Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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