that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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