We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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