He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
you traded sex for a burrito?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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