God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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