Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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