i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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