There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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