I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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