I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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