wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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