I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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