How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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