i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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