Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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