I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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