Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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