They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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