Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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