i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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