what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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