sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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