she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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