Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I think a kid would responsible me up
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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