Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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