i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
