with your own penis?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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