at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
