im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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