Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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