What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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