don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I have fence marks all over my body
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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