I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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