yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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