so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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