well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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