I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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