D3 body, D1 cock
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Randomize
