he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think your dad took our porno
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
