I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i drank out of a bidet.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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