the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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