I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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