Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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