The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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