yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
worst night to have a conscience
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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