I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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